doll baby

An eighty year old lady in wheelchair at the nursing home, holding a baby doll carefully, all done up nicely, holding it like the proudest mother, said to Dr. Jane as Jane examined her room-mate, "This is my baby. Do you want to look at her?"

Jane said, "What's her name?"

"Margaret Anne--she's two months. Does she look about that old?"


"I'm expecting twins, they tell me."

"Well you're going to be a busy lady."

After she left the room, Jane asked the nurse, "Did you know Mrs. Barrett's roommate is expecting twins?"

"Uh, huh. She tells us Jake the ambulance driver is the father."